PROJECT SCOPE MANAGEMENT

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BOSS MANAGEMENT

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OLD, YET CLASSIC.

A cost engineer, an project scheduler, and a project manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the cost engineer. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the project scheduler. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’ Puff! He’s gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the project manager. The project manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

ALWAYS LET YOUR BOSS HAVE THE FIRST SAY.

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TOP-10 LIST OF BEST TV SHOW ONE-LINERS

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All work and no play makes the kids, dull boys. Mathew realized that there’s to mush of serious stuff on his blog, so he thought of posting something on a lighter note. Taking a trip down memory lanes, Mathew presents to you his Top-10 List of Best TV Show One-Liners.

#10: “BYGONES” (RICHARD FISH in ALLY McBEAL): The self proclaimed insensitive M.C.P (yet adorable) Richard Fish couldn’t get enough of “Bygones” throughout the 5 seasons of Ally McBeal.

#09: “PUH…PUH…PICUHHH….PICKIPSEEEE” (JOHN CAGE in ALLY McBEAL): If Richard Fish couldn’t get enough of “Bygones”, John Cage couldn’t get through an odd moment in his life without “puh…puh…picuhhh….pickipseeee”; at least not until he found solace with Barry White.

#08: “DON’T EAT ME; I HAVE A WIFE & KIDS. EAT THEM” (HOMER SIMPSON in SIMPSONS): When it comes to saving the family from aliens, there’s no one who protects his family better than Homer Simpson.

#07: “MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT WHY THESE BABIES ARE HERE – THEY ARE HERE TO REPLACE US” (JERRY SEINFELD in SEINFELD): And since we’re on the topic of loving kids, there’s no one who describes the reason for why god sent babies to this world, better than Jerry Seinfeld.

#06: “OHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDD” (ALL FRIENDS in FRIENDS): This one lured us for 10 seasons. Not sure if there ever will be a 11th season, but be rest assured, if there ever will be a 11th season, there will surely be more of “OHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDD”.

#05: “BY THE POWER OF THE GREYSKULL. I…..HAVE….THE…..P.O.W.E.R” (HE-MAN in HE-MAN & THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE): Those were the days; standing in bare minimums, holding a piece of wood and yelling “IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”.

#04: “I THINK I SAW A PUSSY CAT….I DID…I DID SAW A PUSSY CAT” (TWEETY in SYLVESTER & TWEETY): Ever wondered, how, although Tweety was always around Sylvester, yet each time she saw him, she would “think” she saw him.

#03: “IRRESPONSIBILITY ISN’T A SICKNESS – IT’S AN ART” (REMINGTON STEELE in REMINGTON STEELE): Before he was bond, he was…..Remington Steele. Pierce Brosnan said it best and Mathew wishes his parents could hear it.

#02: “CALL 911… THERE’S A HANDSOME MAN IN MY MIRROR. OH WAIT, CANCEL THAT…IT’S JUST ME” (JOHNY BRAVO in JOHNY BRAVO): Don’t we all remember the self obsessed male blonde who thought he was god’s gift to [wo]mankind.

#01: “HOW YOU DOING???” (JOEY in FRIENDS): This one needs no introduction. Joey made these 3 words the most famous pick-up line. Not to forget Joey’s movement of his brow while saying it.

Add your comments and let Mathew know which one was your favorite TV One-Liner (especially if it's not in Mathew's Top-10).

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PROJECT MANAGEMENT CIRCLE OF KNOWLEDGE (VIDEO)

MATHEW CONGRATULATING THE OVERSEES FILIPINO CIVIL ENGINEERS ASSOCIATION (OFCEA) AT THEIR 10TH ANNUAL MEET IN ABU DHABI, UAE.

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