TOP-10 LIST OF BEST TV SHOW ONE-LINERS

((POSTING ON A LIGHTER NOTE))

All work and no play makes the kids, dull boys. Mathew realized that there’s to mush of serious stuff on his blog, so he thought of posting something on a lighter note. Taking a trip down memory lanes, Mathew presents to you his Top-10 List of Best TV Show One-Liners.

#10: “BYGONES” (RICHARD FISH in ALLY McBEAL): The self proclaimed insensitive M.C.P (yet adorable) Richard Fish couldn’t get enough of “Bygones” throughout the 5 seasons of Ally McBeal.

#09: “PUH…PUH…PICUHHH….PICKIPSEEEE” (JOHN CAGE in ALLY McBEAL): If Richard Fish couldn’t get enough of “Bygones”, John Cage couldn’t get through an odd moment in his life without “puh…puh…picuhhh….pickipseeee”; at least not until he found solace with Barry White.

#08: “DON’T EAT ME; I HAVE A WIFE & KIDS. EAT THEM” (HOMER SIMPSON in SIMPSONS): When it comes to saving the family from aliens, there’s no one who protects his family better than Homer Simpson.

#07: “MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT WHY THESE BABIES ARE HERE – THEY ARE HERE TO REPLACE US” (JERRY SEINFELD in SEINFELD): And since we’re on the topic of loving kids, there’s no one who describes the reason for why god sent babies to this world, better than Jerry Seinfeld.

#06: “OHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDD” (ALL FRIENDS in FRIENDS): This one lured us for 10 seasons. Not sure if there ever will be a 11th season, but be rest assured, if there ever will be a 11th season, there will surely be more of “OHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDD”.

#05: “BY THE POWER OF THE GREYSKULL. I…..HAVE….THE…..P.O.W.E.R” (HE-MAN in HE-MAN & THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE): Those were the days; standing in bare minimums, holding a piece of wood and yelling “IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”.

#04: “I THINK I SAW A PUSSY CAT….I DID…I DID SAW A PUSSY CAT” (TWEETY in SYLVESTER & TWEETY): Ever wondered, how, although Tweety was always around Sylvester, yet each time she saw him, she would “think” she saw him.

#03: “IRRESPONSIBILITY ISN’T A SICKNESS – IT’S AN ART” (REMINGTON STEELE in REMINGTON STEELE): Before he was bond, he was…..Remington Steele. Pierce Brosnan said it best and Mathew wishes his parents could hear it.

#02: “CALL 911… THERE’S A HANDSOME MAN IN MY MIRROR. OH WAIT, CANCEL THAT…IT’S JUST ME” (JOHNY BRAVO in JOHNY BRAVO): Don’t we all remember the self obsessed male blonde who thought he was god’s gift to [wo]mankind.

#01: “HOW YOU DOING???” (JOEY in FRIENDS): This one needs no introduction. Joey made these 3 words the most famous pick-up line. Not to forget Joey’s movement of his brow while saying it.

Add your comments and let Mathew know which one was your favorite TV One-Liner (especially if it's not in Mathew's Top-10).

[Mathew@PM4K]

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