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"THE LIGHTER SIDE OF PROJECT MANAGEMENT"

PROJECT MANAGER’S PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL

((POSTING ON A LIGHTER NOTE))

Performance Factors

Far Exceeds Requirements

Exceeds Requirements

Meets Requirements

Needs some Improvement

Does not meet Requirements

Quality

Leaps tall buildings with a single bound

Needs a running start to leap tall buildings

Can only leap small buildings

Crashes into buildings

Cannot recognise buildings

Timeliness

Is faster than a bullet

Is as fast as a bullet

Not quite as fast as a bullet

Is as fast as a slow bullet

Wounds self with gun

Initiative

Is stronger than a locomotive

Is stronger than a bull elephant

Is stronger than a bull

Shoots the bull

Smells like a bull

Adaptability

Walks on water consistently

Walks on water in emergencies

Washes with water

Drinks water

Passes water in emergencies

Communication

Talks with God

Talks with Angels

Talks to self

Argues with self

Loses those arguments

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