PROJECT MANAGEMENT CODE LANGUAGE

((POSTING ON A LIGHTER NOTE))

Average blended, fully-loaded rate	I don't have any idea what the average rate is, so I'm making up a number and declaring it to be correct. Since no one else has any idea either, it is unlikely that I'll get caught.
How much will the project cost? I need an estimate.	I need a number that I can nail you with later when the project fails.
How much will the project cost? I need a good estimate	...and make it cheap.
The project is green	The project is red but we'll have that fixed in no time. Besides, if I report red that would make the VP look bad.
The project is yellow	The project is red and I can't hide it entirely, so I'll say yellow. If the real status ever gets out it will cost me my job.
The project is red	It's a good thing I have that job interview tomorrow.
Critical Path	Quickest route to the outhouse
Privity	See Critical Path

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